"Hi, I'm Megan. I've started this blog with my sister so that we can review some of the products we use every day. We are going to start with reviewing our own blog." 
"My name is Kennedy. I am Megan's identical twin sister. You might think that since we are identical twins, we would like the same stuff. That is not true. In fact, I don't really like the name Megan."
"Whoa, hey! That's no way to start a blog! Get your act together. We're going to review our blog. First off, I think the name 'Review Times Two' is quite clever. See, there is two of us... and we review stuff."
"Well, I agree. I also think that we have a unique perspective on the products we use. I mean, you never get to hear from babies on the stuff we use. You have to rely on our parents, and they don't know anything. I have a binky that says 'mute button'. I mean, that's just insulting."
"OK, so we agree that this blog is going to be awesome. I'd like to start by reviewing some of the crappy toys we have. I honestly think Mom and Dad bought us dog toys to play with."
"I like the TV remote. It lights up and I get to control the tv. I can only watch Sprout for so long before I want to strangle Nina and Star."